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♪♪

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♪ I bet we've been
together for a million years ♪

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♪ And I bet we'll be
together for a million more ♪

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♪ Oh, it's like I
started breathing ♪

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♪ On the night we kissed ♪

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♪ And I can't remember
what I ever did before ♪

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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪

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♪ And there ain't no nothing we
can't love each other through ♪

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♪ What would we do,
baby, without us? ♪

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♪ Sha-la-la-la. ♪

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Who's that?

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Uh, that's Dad's
mother's mother,

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our great-grandmother.

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She had real flabby arms.

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Yeah, they're a nice
match with the legs.

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There's a nice-looking guy.

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Who's that?

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That's Vic Damone.

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His picture came with the album.

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Mm.

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Oh, look.

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"Mr. and Mrs. Charles
Donnelly announce the wedding

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"of their daughter
Elyse Katherine

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to Steven Richard Keaton."

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Hey, Mom, look at your
old wedding invitation.

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1964.

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20 years ago.

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Steven, can you believe it?

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I guess he can't believe it.

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Are you guys gonna have a party?

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Well, I'm working on it,

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but your father doesn't like
to celebrate these things.

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Of course I do.

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I love to celebrate
these things.

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I just don't like big parties.

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I happen to
believe it's possible

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to have a celebration with, uh,

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fewer than a thousand people.

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You used to like big gatherings.

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Elyse, this is our anniversary,

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not the march on Washington.

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You know, actually,

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you already agreed
to have a party.

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When did I agree?

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Last year. Don't you remember?

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Just the two of us
had dinner together.

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Course I remember.

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It was very romantic.

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Well, this year,
instead of romance,

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let's have fun.

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You know what I mean.

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Let's face it, Dad,
she wants a big party.

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Well, it's our
20th; it's a big day.

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I-I just feel there
are a lot of people

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that I would like
to share that with.

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Okay, Elyse, if you
insist on having a party,

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I won't stand in your way.

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Sounds like a go to me.

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This is so exciting.

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You're going to love it, Steven.

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Where-where will
we have the party?

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Anyplace you want
is okay with me.

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You decide.

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I am thoroughly amenable.

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Uh, maybe we could get
the banquet room at Guido's.

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Not Guido's.

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What's the matter with Guido's?

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N-nothing, no...

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Guido's-Guido's is fine.

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Okay, I'll keep it small and
intimate, Steven, I promise.

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What, just a few other couples?

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Well, now, if we're
going to rent a room

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and hire a band,
I think, I think...

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A band?!

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Okay, okay, a band is fine.

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I'll stay out of this.

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It sounds like fun,
Mom. Do you want me

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to call Guido's and
reserve the room?

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No, that's okay.

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I already called them.

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Hi, Mom. What's for dinner?

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You know, I thought we'd start
out with some hors d'oeuvres...

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Rumaki, pigs in
blankets, things like that...

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And then chicken Florentine,
zucchini, pastry, and coffee.

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Well, I'll have everything
except the coffee.

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Let's eat.

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Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I
was talking about the party.

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Oh. And what are
we having tonight?

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Tonight we're having Captain
Barnacle's take-out fish balls.

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Again?

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Well, I hope they
defrosted them this time.

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Oh, hello, everybody.

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- You did!
- I did not.

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- I know you did, Alex.
- No, no, no.

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You think you know
I did, but I didn't.

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Steven, where
are the fish balls?

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I couldn't start the car.

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I had to leave it at work.

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I took the bus home.

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I'm soaked to the skin.

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I couldn't get the fish balls.

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Oh, Steven.

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You couldn't get
the fish balls?!

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Let me run this by
you again, Elyse.

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I couldn't start the car.

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Had to leave it at work.

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Took the bus home.

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I couldn't get the fish balls.

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Say it with me, "I couldn't..."

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- "I couldn't start..."
- Dad...!

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Dad, Alex has been
reading my diary.

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I know because he's been
using words and phrases

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that I use in it.

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Look, that is not true.

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Her-her accusations are...

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totally bogus and
grody to the max.

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You see? He
doesn't talk like that.

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Look, I didn't read
her diary, okay?

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I went into her room
to look for a book.

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Ha! What would a book
be doing in my room?

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She's got me there...

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for sure.

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I really had my heart
set on those fish balls.

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So, Mom, what is for dinner?

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Well, we've got
some frozen waffles.

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Throw 'em in the toaster.

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I'd love to throw
'em in the toaster,

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but the toaster is broken.

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I have some gum in my room.

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That should hold
me over till breakfast.

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Look, Steven, I-I've got to talk
to you about the arrangements.

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Now, now, Guido's
is all set for the party.

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Guido's? H... Oh, okay.

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Guido's, uh... Guido's is fine.

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Whatever you do will be fine.

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Is it raining in here?

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Yes, it is! I thought
we had that fixed.

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- I did! I'll call the roofer.
- Thank you.

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- Dad, you've got to talk to Alex.
- About what?

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About reading my diary.

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Alex, read your sister's diary.

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Dad!

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Look, I didn't read
her stupid diary.

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How would you know my
diary's stupid if you hadn't read it?

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Mallory, I don't have to
stick my hand in water

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to know it's wet.

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Okay, now, guys, the roofer can
be here Wednesday after 3:00.

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Can anybody be here?

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- I'm busy.
- Not me. -STEVEN: I can't.

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Oh! I'll try to be here.

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Steven, I-I've got to talk to
you about these arrangements.

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Now, I've got the guest
list here, and-and I...

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That is the guest list?

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Why don't we
use this guest list?

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Fewer people.

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- I'll look through it.
- I bet you will.

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Oh, this is gonna
be a fun party.

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I'm really looking
forward to it.

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Yeah, me, too.

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Mallory, can you put
something under this drip?

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You're a drip, Alex.
Why don't you sit in it?!

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All right, Mallory.
Bag your face.

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- 20 years, huh?
- Yeah. It seems just like, uh...

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Fifty.

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Yes... Y-Yes... I see.

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I understand you're
very busy now, but...

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uh, now is when
our roof is leaking.

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I'm sorry we never
call you when it's sunny.

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Wh-When can you come?

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A month from Thursday.

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Well, I-I appreciate
your squeezing us in.

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Thank you.

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You're a saint.

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Thank you.

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Sorry I'm late. I
stayed at the office

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to put the guest list
through the computer.

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You forgot the roofer, Elyse.

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Oh, no, I didn't. He's invited.

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I mean, you weren't
home when he got here.

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So what?

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So I forgot the roofer.

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So what?!

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So what? Have you
been in the kitchen lately?

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- No.
- No?

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Take a dinghy.

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Steven, I had a
hard day at work.

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Please, let's not
get into a fight.

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Okay.

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You're right. Uh...

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Sorry you had such a bad day.

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Well, it really wasn't
such a bad day.

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I had lunch with Suzanne,
and she and Ron are coming.

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Oh, good. At least some
of my friends will be there.

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Well, they can't get
here till midnight,

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and they won't be
able to stay very long.

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I also ran into,
uh, Bernie Packer.

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Glad he's not invited.

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Well...

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- Elyse...!
- Well, Suzanne assumed he was invited

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and mentioned it,
so I had to invite him.

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He's a very sweet man.

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He was very helpful to my
mother a couple years ago.

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In that case, why don't we
take him in as a boarder?

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Elyse, the man is a buffoon.

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He's not a buffoon.

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He happens to have a
very good sense of humor.

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Oh, is he? He's really funny.

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I especially like that
noise he always makes.

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What noise?

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That noise.

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I never noticed that noise.

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How could you not notice?

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I am aware of the positive
things about Bernie.

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Is the most positive
thing about Bernie.

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Look, I feel like we're
having some problems here.

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If you don't want Bernie
to come to the party,

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he doesn't have to
come to the party.

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We don't even
have to have a party!

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We are having the party.

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I'm not gonna miss my 20th
anniversary because of you.

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You are having your 20th
anniversary because of me!

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I-I'm having our 20th
anniversary because of <i>us.</i>

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There wouldn't be any
us if it weren't for me.

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Or me, so there.

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Hello!

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Bernie!

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Bernie Packer.

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Great. Say for me.

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You're coming?

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Fabulous!

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Steven will be so happy.

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Till then, Bern. Bye.

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Okay, Elyse, now all
your friends are coming,

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including Bernie. Happy?

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Never happier.

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Oh, I've never
been happier either.

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I'm delirious with glee.

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Bernie Packer is
coming to our party.

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How much delight could
one man possibly stand?

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Will you stop
putting down Bernie?

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- I am crazy about Bernie!
- Well, you can

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just spend the whole
evening with Bernie.

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You can just dance with Bernie

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and your brains out.

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Mallory!

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- What are you doing in my room?
- What are you doing

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- in <i>my</i> room? Reading my diary?
- No, I was...

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- Would you...
- Will you shut up?!

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I don't want any more
yelling in this house!

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Happy anniversary!

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Many happy returns!

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Alex, will you get
over here, please?

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We've got to talk about
Mom and Dad's present.

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Speaking of talking, Jennifer,
did you know that Mallory

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is afraid to talk
to Curt McMillan?

256
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,454
Alex, the only way
you would know that

257
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,389
is if you read my diary.

258
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,024
That's not true.

259
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:53,028
He could've eavesdropped
like I did... ah...

260
00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,763
Maybe this whole
discussion is academic.

261
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,432
I mean, the way
they've been fighting,

262
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,200
they're probably
gonna call the party off.

263
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,136
It is getting pretty rough.

264
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,204
Now they're fighting
about anything.

265
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,606
This is my umbrella.

266
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,075
I don't know what you did
with your stupid umbrella.

267
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,310
You're right! It is
a stupid umbrella!

268
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:11,147
You bought it for me!

269
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,382
Sounds like it's tapering off.

270
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,384
Better than that
ridiculous rain hat

271
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,486
you bought me!

272
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,823
Look, just on the off
chance that they do make up,

273
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,826
we have to get them a present.
Now, what do they need?

274
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,196
They need a lawyer.

275
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,931
I hope they make up.

276
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,700
I don't want to end up
at some home for waifs.

277
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,536
Now, come on, what
should we get them?

278
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,291
Let's get 'em a
new set of tires.

279
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,141
Look, I've got a
much better idea.

280
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,610
We'll get them, uh, matching
sweater and slacks outfits.

281
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,626
It'll be great.

282
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,384
Uh, Mallory, we-we're
shopping for our parents here,

283
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,400
not Ken and Barbie.

284
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,757
Alex, do you have to shoot
down every good idea I have?

285
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:58,294
Mallory, the day you get
a good idea, let me know.

286
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,729
I will!

287
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,666
Okay.

288
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,167
Will you two stop fighting?

289
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,902
We've got to work this out.

290
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,104
No, I disagree.

291
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,461
I think we have a lot
to learn from Einstein.

292
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:17,913
Talking about the
anniversary, hmm?

293
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,481
Is there still gonna be one?

294
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,337
Why wouldn't there be one?

295
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,276
Been looking all
over the house for this.

296
00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,031
Look, there's no
doubt in my mind

297
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,500
they'll make up before
the party tomorrow night.

298
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,961
But if they don't, I'm
calling a family meeting.

299
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:47,576
This family meeting is
hereby called to order.

300
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,146
Will the secretary please read
the minutes of the last meeting?

301
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,749
You are the secretary, Jennifer.

302
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,719
You're out of order.

303
00:12:56,743 --> 00:13:00,522
I know, I'm the
secretary, Mallory.

304
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,591
I'm just trying to
be official here.

305
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,226
Jennifer, you were
about to read the minutes

306
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,161
of the last meeting...
Will you get to it, please?

307
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,813
I, for one, want to hear them.

308
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,934
You can't hear them.

309
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,036
I was going to get to that.

310
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:17,706
You see, I was reading
them in the bathtub last night...

311
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,707
and...

312
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,996
well, the rest is history.

313
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,764
The Chair recognizes Mommy.

314
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,185
I would just like to point out

315
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,988
that we're supposed to
be at Guido's in 20 minutes.

316
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,190
If we do not proceed
with this meeting,

317
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:36,992
we'll all miss the party.

318
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,161
Suits me fine.

319
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,997
I have the floor...
You're out of order.

320
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:45,768
She's right, Dad, technically,
you are out of order.

321
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,037
Now you're out of order, Alex.

322
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:51,407
How can I be out of order
telling him he's out of order?

323
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,176
You're out of order again.

324
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,146
Listen, the whole
purpose of this meeting is

325
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,015
for us to discuss all the
fighting that's been going on.

326
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,684
- I'm tired of it.
- So am I.

327
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,585
Me, too... Alex, I don't see why

328
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:06,511
you and your sister
can't get along better.

329
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,492
Pardon me for
pointing it out, Mom,

330
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,419
but you and Dad haven't
exactly been Ozzie and Harriet.

331
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,266
Well, look, uh, kids,

332
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,201
we don't need a
meeting like this.

333
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:23,172
Your mother and I can settle
our little differences ourselves.

334
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,674
Really? The two
of you haven't slept

335
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,378
in the same room for
the past three nights.

336
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,394
I haven't been tired.

337
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,052
I don't like it when
you guys fight.

338
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,887
It's scary.

339
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,756
Sounds like you
don't like each other.

340
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,791
Honey, we don't
mean to scare you.

341
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,528
So, now, you're
ready to make up?

342
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,797
Uh, well, um, I-I...
I think the first thing

343
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,400
that needs to happen here,
um, procedurally speaking,

344
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,802
is for Alex and Mallory
to end their fight.

345
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,818
How about it?

346
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,575
I will make up with Alex

347
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:03,379
if he promises never
to read my diary again.

348
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,681
I didn't read it
in the first place.

349
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,982
Prove it.

350
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,352
For one thing, Mallory,
it has a lock on it.

351
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,242
How would you know?

352
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,258
I, uh...

353
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,928
I've admired it from a distance.

354
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:22,264
I'll bet!

355
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,133
Okay, look, I
promise, all right?

356
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,002
You have to promise to
stay away from my records.

357
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,171
All right.

358
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,907
I'm sorry for all the
names I called you.

359
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,942
Likewise.

360
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,525
Say, "I'm sorry."

361
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,328
I'm sorry.

362
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,117
Louder.

363
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,219
I'm sorry.

364
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,220
Louder.

365
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,356
Mallory...!

366
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,524
All right.

367
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,992
Very, very nice.

368
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,994
Uh, now, uh...

369
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,681
why don't the two of you
shake hands and make up?

370
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,235
That was very nice.

371
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,604
Well, guess that takes
care of everything.

372
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,620
Not so fast!

373
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,063
What about you
and Dad making up?

374
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,648
I'm willing, if he is.

375
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,650
I am.

376
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,186
I consider us made up.

377
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,270
How about a hug?

378
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,843
A handshake?

379
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,537
It was a stupid fight.

380
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,587
Very.

381
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,776
Oh, honey.

382
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,445
We really should hurry.

383
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,713
I told Bernie Packer

384
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,332
we'd give him a
ride to the party.

385
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,920
Get him a mule.

386
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,422
Steven!

387
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,858
Elyse, you know I
don't like the man!

388
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,025
But it's raining!

389
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,727
What was I going to
do, tell him to take a bus?

390
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,596
No, no, he can ride in our car.

391
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,231
- I'll take the bus!
- Fine!

392
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,266
- Okay!
- Ooh!

393
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,603
This meeting is
called because of rain!

394
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,705
Aah...!

395
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,251
You dance divinely, my dear.

396
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,403
Likewise, I'm sure.

397
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,589
Don't you wish there
were some boys here?

398
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,105
No. I'm very happy with you.

399
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,295
Thank you. Thank you.

400
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:34,863
Truly, we're blessed.

401
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,798
Whoa! Mom! Dad!

402
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,469
Perfect! That's a keeper.

403
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,637
Congratulations!

404
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,905
- Oh!
- Oh!

405
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,774
And my love to both of
you on this day of days.

406
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:46,942
Oh, thank you, Chaim.

407
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,110
Thank you, Chaim.

408
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,112
I often say to Chaim,

409
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:55,083
"Steven and Elyse <i>due
cuori che battono come uno."</i>

410
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:58,353
"They have two hearts
that beat as one."

411
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,155
Thank you, Akila.

412
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,924
I never heard
you say that, Akila.

413
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,593
Whoa! Guys!

414
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,712
Perfect. That's a keeper.

415
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,034
Brrr...!

416
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,569
Guess who!

417
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,170
That's a tough one.

418
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,371
Bernie Packer.

419
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,106
How'd you know?

420
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:21,543
Golly, Steven, how many years
has it been now... eight, nine?

421
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,279
Hey, Guido's, huh? Nice place.

422
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,282
It's a lot like you, Steve...
Luxury on a budget.

423
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,152
So, what's for supper?

424
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,688
Or, gee, was I supposed
to bring a bag lunch?

425
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,556
Brrr!

426
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,026
Oh, there she is!
There's the little bride!

427
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,795
Bernie, nice to see you!

428
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,465
Aw, golly, golly, golly, this
is just great, isn't it, guys?

429
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,534
Tell you what. You
two lucky kids...

430
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,235
You're going to spend a week...

431
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,204
That's seven days
and five nights...

432
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:53,842
at my condo on Lake Erie!

433
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,612
- Uh, Bernie...
- Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

434
00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,539
It's just 'cause I
love you, guy! Brrr!

435
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,053
You know, Bernie,
Steven doesn't like to let on,

436
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,876
but he feels just the
same way about you.

437
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:12,361
Once in a while, he gets
this faraway look in his eye,

438
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,463
and... and I say,
"Sweetie, what is it?"

439
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,447
And he said, "Elyse,
I miss Bernie Packer."

440
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,275
Okay, uh, got to be
out there somewhere.

441
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,077
Where are they?
Yes, there they are.

442
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,879
The anniversary couple and
our hosts for the evening...

443
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,515
Come on to the dance floor,
Steve and Elyse... the Keatons!

444
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,531
Yay!

445
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,099
I'm surprised you
wanted to dance with me.

446
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,135
I wasn't going to make a scene.

447
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,803
That's sweet.

448
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,373
"That's sweet."

449
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,475
Do you know this last
week, living with you

450
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,577
has not exactly been
a trip to the beach!

451
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,912
Speaking of the beach,

452
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,448
we now have one in our
kitchen, thanks to you-know-who.

453
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,450
Yeah. Oh...!

454
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,285
Now I'm responsible
for the rain?!

455
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:13,355
Well, you're certainly not
responsible for the sunshine.

456
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,458
That's it, Steven!
This dance is over!

457
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,474
Good! Then get off my feet!

458
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,263
Uh, excuse me. Excuse me.

459
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,131
I hate to break
up the festivities,

460
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,100
but, uh, if I could
have your attention,

461
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,787
my, uh... my sisters and I
would like to make a toast.

462
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,207
20 years ago today, they decided

463
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,176
they couldn't live
without each other,

464
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,635
and we're so glad
they felt like that.

465
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,449
When Shari Scharfer dumped me

466
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,518
for the captain of
the football team...

467
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,721
Dad taught me
how to throw a spiral,

468
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,340
and, uh, Mom taught
me how to tackle.

469
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,594
They took me ice
skating and held me up

470
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:56,298
when my ankles
turned, and, uh...

471
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,382
Mom was seven months
pregnant with Jennifer.

472
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,471
When nobody would
buy my Girl Scout cookies,

473
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,930
Mom and Dad bought them all.

474
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,876
They allowed the
Young Republicans

475
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,766
to meet at our house.

476
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:14,249
Though they probably wanted
to, they didn't say anything

477
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,519
when, uh, Johnny
Holmstead took me out.

478
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,206
He has blue hair and an earring.

479
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:26,228
But, uh, most important of all,

480
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,296
the way they respect each other,

481
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,098
the way they're open

482
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:33,401
to each other's feelings
and needs has, uh...

483
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,805
has taught us the values
by which we live our lives.

484
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,740
And we love them.

485
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,242
Mom, Dad...

486
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:43,512
Happy anniversary!

487
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,213
- Speech! Speech, Steven!
- Speech! Speech!

488
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,215
Come on, Steven, say something.

489
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,217
- Speech! Speech, Elyse!
- Speech! Speech!

490
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,822
I'm embarrassed and
proud at the same time.

491
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:56,091
Me, too. Uh...

492
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,359
- I...
- You...

493
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:59,427
I-I think we should
tell you that...

494
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,898
Steven and I have
been fighting all week.

495
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,100
Uh, we, uh... we
have been fighting

496
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,068
about, uh, all kinds of things.

497
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,304
- Yeah.
- About, uh, uh, the roof leaking, uh...

498
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,806
Oh, yeah. The...

499
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,307
About, uh, this party.

500
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,810
About, uh...

501
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,826
Brrr! Brrr!

502
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,816
About everything.

503
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,319
Thank you, Alex,
Mallory and Jennifer

504
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,321
for, uh... for showing
your mother and I

505
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,574
how foolish we've been.

506
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,992
I think we just forgot

507
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,862
how much we care
about each other.

508
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,364
How much we need each other.

509
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,667
I'm sorry, Elyse.

510
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,503
I'm sorry, too, Steven.

511
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:45,006
I love you.

512
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,022
I love you, too.

513
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,445
Happy anniversary.

514
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,013
Happy anniversary!

515
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,006
Happy anniversary.

516
00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,855
Wait! Wait! No, it's not over.

517
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,489
Hit it, boys!

518
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:06,828
♪ Oh, how we danced ♪

519
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,897
♪ On the night ♪

520
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:12,567
♪ We were wed ♪

521
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:16,805
♪ We vowed our true love ♪

522
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:22,644
♪ Though a word wasn't said. ♪

523
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,541
<i>Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.</i>